It was a lovely way to start the weekend!
July 19th, 2008
It was a lovely way to start the weekend!
Ad nauseum
What photo to share today? How about Scout eating my laptop?
In response to the post, a Constant Reader on MySpace posed this question: When you go to conferences- like the ALA and such- do you pay your own way and use that as business expenses come tax-time or does your publisher/etc ever pay for it (like if you were the one that won the Newbery that year)? Do groups ever pay you to come, like if you are speaking at an event?"
These days (I've been writing for 16 years and have published 6 picture books, 6 novels, and a 12-book series) the publishers pay my way to big conferences such as American Library Association, International Reading Association, and the National Council of Teachers of English. But not every year. They pick and choose from their authors depended on if that person has a new book out, and the distance (= cost!) of getting said author to the event.
We are not paid for our time or for presenting at these big events. On my recent ALA trip, I was gone from home for five days. Two of those days were so jam-packed with book-and-librarian stuff I was only able to sneak in an hour of work. The other days I was able to work on the new book a fair amount. (That's why I didn't go play at Disneyland.) I have gotten much better at working on planes and in airports, too.
If you like speaking in public and are good at it, you can ask to present at state and regional conferences of librarians and teachers, and, of course, you can visit schools. If you are just starting out, you'll probably have to pay your own expenses, and they won't pay you a speaking fee. If you're a good speaker and your reputation grows, you'll gradually be offered an honorarium, and sometimes they'll pay your expenses. Legitimate business expenses associated with this kind of travel are tax-deductible, but please, please consult with a tax professional about this.
In addition to conferences, I used to spend 60 - 100 days a year visiting schools. That's how I paid my bills. It was fun and I loved it, but it wicked ate into writing time. (I'm on a hiatus from school visits right now - I promised my publishers I'd focus on writing for a while.) I always arranged my own travel, but a lot of authors rely on people like Catherine Balkin to set up their appearances and coordinate travel details.
What other facts of the writing life do you want to know?
WFMAD Day 19!
Today's goal: Write for 15 minutes. Try to avoid melting.
Today's mindset: humid
Today's prompt: If you're going to do this prompt, don't scroll down to Part Two until you've completed Part One.
1. Write a list of five objects between the size of a hardback book and a toaster oven. Describe each item in glorious, precise detail.
scroll down for Part Two...
keep scrolling....
almost there.....
2. Imagine you're on a vacation on a remote island; wo weeks and no electricity. You do have ample food and clean water, and a safe shelter, and you are fairly comfortable, but there are no stores around. You open your suitcase and instead of the clothes you packed, you find your 5 objects sitting there.
Write about what you're going to do with them.
Scribblescribble...
Discuss.
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And for something completely different - and not altogether suitable for the youngsters in the audience - an imagined conversation between a store clerk and a truck driver in Forks, WA:
Lurlene: ...you know what else? (lowers voice) I swear sometimes that his skin — what did you call it? Abalasterer? — (lowers voice further) sparkles. That’s can’t be right.
Earl: No it can’t be.
Lurlene: I’ll tell you what Pastor Bob says, if you keep it to yourself. He thinks (whispers) they’re vampires.
Earl: (standing up straight) Oh, hell, Lurlene. They can’t be vampires. Everybody knows vampires these days are all rock stars and live down in New Orleans.
Teehee.
July 18th, 2008
okay, this is as addicting as NPH's musical. these hearts are everywhere!
if you haven't tried it yet, here's how to play:
To celebrate the release of Advance Reading Copies of Soul Enchilada, I’m holding contests to give away ARCs. The Candy Heart Contest is the first of three.
I got the idea for the first contest from something one of the characters in Soul Enchilada (SoulEnchilada.com) reads off of a warped fortune cookie: “If you love something, set it free before you have to pay child support.”
Now, let’s see what you can create!
To enter:
1. Create your own candy heart at http://www.cryptogram.com/hearts/.
2. Copy and paste this entire post–as well as the image of your candy heart–on your blog, Facebook, MySpace, website, etc.
3. Once you’ve completed #2, email me at davidmacinnisgill AT gmail.com with the link to your post. Voila! You’re entered in the giveaway.
4. The contest will be judged by three teen readers based on the criteria of originality, design, and message. The contest closes July 31st.
5. The prize is a personalized, signed ARC and a special gift, TDB by the judges. The winner will be contacted via email. Her/his name and winning entry candy heart will be posted on my lj blog, as well as my home site David Macinnis Gill
Good Luck!
2. I received Jolly Good news today. Will give details as soon as I can.
3. Speaking of details, is it sad that I got excited when I found out original castmates are returning to CW's 90210? It is? Yeah, I thought so, too. Maybe not as sad as them actually going back. High school is over, kids!
4. I got the OK from the agent to write something new. Not really an OK, more I just told her I was going to and she, being the super-agent that she is, encouraged me. I need something to work on while I very patiently wait for my edits, since I can't really get the second book going until we lock in the direction of book 1. So my new idea I *might* be pursuing is high-concept, funny, but void of princesses. Actually, I don't think it could get further away. It might even be considered dark. Not too dark, cuz I'm the one writing it. The closest I get to black humor is eggshell white. Yeah, that comparison didn't make sense to me either.
5. This is a totally personal dilemma, but I've struggled with it for four years now, and today I realized I just can't face this alone. I'm opening up.
I NEED ANSWERS.
Deep breaths. OK. So. If you need to use a public bathroom and you have your one-year-old in your arms (no stroller, no shopping cart), what the heck do you do with your kid? I don't think I need to offer further details here. Except I will mention my daughter is very good at opening all kinds of doors, and I now feel very close with about five random women at the Birmingham Zoo.
Go watch Dr. Horrible! Happy weekend.
It's the white lies that reeeally don't benefit anyone. Why do we have them?
So my sisters (the twins) are flying in tonight to spend a glorious week here in the desert, and their plane is delayed in Denver. One of them calls to let me know, and I, jokingly, say, "Great! That gives us a bit longer to clean!" Naturally, she's like, "Dude, you don't have to clean for us. It's fine." Then I proceed to tell her about the unGodly aroma that rose off a plate when I loaded the dirty stuff into the dishwasher. Seriously, we must have exorcised something when we cooked dinner this week. It was not of this earth!
But you know, you always say, "Oh, don't go through any trouble. It's fine." You have to, because it's in the little-white-lies-that-don't-benefit-any
Yeah, I know, formalities. It's what you do, because we're essentially social creatures. What are some other ones of those stupid little lies that you tell?
I'm a lazy slob, but not so much that I don't care. I just don't like others seeing my slobbishness, and food and bathroom messes are gross. So rest assured that if you come to visit me (as long as I have advanced warning), it won't be to a house where the bottom refridgerator drawer is full of grossity and potatoes that have evolved into the next state of being.
And I will tell you not to go through any trouble when I visit you.
And it's funny.
Here's the link. The third and final act will be up tomorrow. But midnight on Sunday they are taking the whole thing down so watch it while you can.




Writerly note: Joss used viewer mail as exposition. Clever and well pulled off by main star Neil Patrick Harris.
Is there anyone out there in LJ land who lives in or around Minneapolis and woulnd't mind answering some stupid questions?
I think I want to use it as a setting but I want to make sure I remember it right. I was there a long time ago.
J
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Here's David Macinnis Gill's post describing the contest rules:
I got the idea for this from something one of the characters in Soul Enchilada (SoulEnchilada.com
) reads off of a warped fortune cookie: "If you love something, set it free before you have to pay child support." Here's the candy heart I created with the phrase:
Now, let's see what you can create!
To enter:
1. Create your own candy heart at http://www.cryptogram.com/hearts/
. Your heart can say anything you'd like. You are not limited to phrases from the ARC (since you haven't read it). 2. Copy and paste this entire post--as well as the image of your candy heart--on your blog, Facebook, MySpace, website, etc.
3. Once you’ve completed #3, email me at davidmacinnisgill AT gmail.com with the link to your post. Voila! You're entered in the giveaway.
4. The contest will be judged by three teen readers based on the criteria of originality, design, and message. The contest closes July 31st.
5. The prize is a personalized, signed ARC and a special gift, TDB by the judges. The winner will be contacted via email. Her/his name and winning entry candy heart will be posted on my lj blog, as well as my home site DavidMacinnisGill.com
. Good Luck!
-- The Diva, casually referring to none other than Anthony Rapp. Yes, that Anthony Rapp.
*rolls eyes forever*
Today was the grand finale for the one-week program of Camp Broadway. The Diva's group produced a condensed adaptation of Bye Bye Birdie for an audience of proud parents and family, as well as Charles Strouse, who wrote Birdie, Lin-Manuel Miranda, who was the writer/star of this year's Tony award-winning musical, In the Heights, and of course, the aforementioned Mr. Anthony. (She also declared Mr. Lin "too funny for color TV, Mommy. *eyes are still rolling*)
So to say the week has been a success would be accurate, yes.
So much so that I get to get up tomorrow morning, schlep back to the studio, and take her to the audition for the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.
Light candles for me, please.
According to a story linked on yahoo.com:
Odds of writing a New York Times best seller: 1 in 220
Hmm. yeah, um NO. I think they forgot a few zeroes? Apparently the odds of writing a new york times bestseller are quite good. I think I'll email my agent and tell her I expect to hit the NYT list!
1) TRUE CONFESSIONS OF CHARLOTTE DOYLE is being made into a movie!! This is one of my ALL TIME favorite books. According to publisher's weekly:The True Confessions of Charlotte Doyle by Avi is being made into a film starring Morgan Freeman, Pierce Brosnan and Saoirse Ronan, according to Variety. Danny DeVito has written the screenplay and will also direct. DeVito also directed the 1996 film adaptation of Roald Dahl's Matilda. Charlotte Doyle is in pre-production, with shooting to begin in September.
2) I've read three books this week (well, not done with the third yet....). LOCK & KEY by Sara Dessen, The Night by Sister Went Missing, and TWISTED, by Laurie Halse Anderson.
3)My agent is at a conference this weekend, but she took SHATTERED with her to read and should give me some feedback on Tuesday as to what she thinks. I think she's either going to love it or hate it. Time will tell.
4) This picture of the cover of a magazine makes Edward from Twilight look really creepy, and not in a good way:
5)My daughter loves books. When i get one out and read to her, she grins HUGE and looks up at me with this excited look. This makes me insanely happy. Hopefully she moves up to novels by next summer so I can read her PRADA AND PREJUDICE. She'll only be like, 13 years younger than my target audience.
2. I don't like to waste my time. I have watched about five hours of TV all summer. That frees me up to surf the Internet sixteen hours a day.
3. My eight-year-old wanted me to make him a ham and cheese sandwich yesterday. Don't tell my rabbi. I was fine with that, until he said he wanted strawberry jelly on it too. I told him he'd have to make his own sandwich. He made two of them and ate them both.
4. Humor isn't easy to write. My revisions the last few days have consisted of struggling to make my young adult manuscript funnier.
5. The main character in my new manuscript has a dead mother. I might kill off the girl's dog too.
Writing Camp is one of the coolest things ever invented.
We talked about writing what you know, and what that does and doesn't mean. I was fascinated by what the writers thought when they heard that advice. I hope I helped change their minds. You can write about anything! But you can also use a lot of what you know to make it sing.
I also read the first chapter of my WIP, which was pretty scary, I must say. But they laughed at the right places and that made me feel good. During the work time, I got to wander around and talk with the writers about what they were working on, and also offer some advice for things they were stuck on.
Today, I got some disappointing news. I admit, I cried a little (but only for like, a minute, reallY!). But it's all just part of the road we writers travel. Sometimes the scenery is breathtaking and you can hardly believe how lucky you are, and sometimes you get stuck in traffic with no air conditioner on a 90º day. And then you get a flat tire. But someone is always there to help (thanks Barry et al!). And eventually, the road opens up again, fresh air blows in the windows, and there are more gifts to be found. Am I right?
I hope so.
And I hope everyone has a great weekend.
xo
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Yesterday: 67 words [I know. So sad,]
Today: 256 words [I know. Not much better.]
The back of the heart, in response to Hows 'bouta a Soul Enchilda? says:
Get 'em
while
they're
HOT
David's full post is below but as you can see his heart doesn't show up and neither does his very cool Soul Enchilada avatar. Maybe it's time to upgrade my live journal. Ya think?
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* Jul. 14th, 2008 at 9:55 PM
enchilada coverlet
I got the idea for this from something one of the characters in Soul Enchilada (SoulEnchilada.com) reads off of a warped fortune cookie: "If you love something, set it free before you have to pay child support."
Here's the candy heart I created with the phrase:
Now, let's see what you can create!
To enter:
1. Create your own candy heart at http://www.cryptogram.com/hearts/ . Your heart can say anything you'd like. You are not limited to phrases from the ARC (since you haven't read it).
2. Copy and paste this entire post--as well as the image of your candy heart--on your blog, Facebook, MySpace, website, etc.
3. Once you’ve completed #3, email me at davidmacinnisgill AT gmail.com with the link to your post. Voila! You're entered in the giveaway.
4. The contest will be judged by three teen readers based on the criteria of originality, design, and message. The contest closes July 31st.
5. The prize is a personalized, signed ARC and a special gift, TDB by the judges. The winner will be contacted via email. Her/his name and winning entry candy heart will be posted on my lj blog, as well as my home site DavidMacinnisGill.com.

